Elohi Fitness opens its doors in Bordeaux.

AssKicker 1.0 machine, side view

The date isn't public yet; people on the list will get it first, with the booking link, before any public announcement.

The concept

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Know the Pilates Reformer?This is nothing like it!

44 minutes of intense training with no impact on your joints, on a machine we designed, patented and built in France. Ten machines, ten people, and a caring coach who pushes you on, to the music.

The method, letter by letter.

Empowering
Strengthen your body, your mind, your perseverance… your life.
LOw impact
Slow, precise, controlled movements, with no impact on your joints. We take care of your body!
HIgh intensity
Cardio, intense, much harder than it looks. We help you push past your limits!

AssKicker 1.0

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From concept to design, from prototyping to series production, with some twenty French suppliers. It didn't exist, so we built it.

Patented
One part of the mechanism is patented. You won't find this machine anywhere else.
Made in France
Designed, prototyped and assembled in France, with French suppliers.
Built to last
Stainless steel and steel. We care about people as much as the planet, including when we build our machines.
AssKicker 1.0 machine, side view
AssKicker 1.0 machine, front view
AssKicker 1.0 machine from above, the carriage on its rail

Numbers

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Minutes per session
44
AssKicker 1.0 machines
10
Sessions · 10 people / session
6
Spots before opening
60

FAQ

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Do I need a certain fitness level?

No, there's no level required. We don't train athletes, we train people who work, who have kids, tired knees or ten years without sport behind them.

What if I haven't exercised in a long time?

Everyone sets their own resistance and goes at their own pace. But we're all in it together.

What happens in a session?

For 44 minutes, ten of us in the room, low lights, loud music, no phone: you're off the grid.

Who are the coaches?

Our coaches are certified, and they're here to lift you up, not to judge you. They correct, they encourage, and they take you one step further than you'd have gone on your own.

Why does the music matter so much?

It's not background noise: it sets the tempo, and it keeps you going when your legs are burning.

How will I feel afterwards?

Drained, in a great mood, and ready to take on the world.

Opening

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  • date still secret

    December 2026

    Announced by email to people on the list, before any public communication.

  • Open day price

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Elohi Fitness Concept

Bordeaux

Open days in December